Been having a bug problem...Please help! I'm going crazy!!?

look i know this idea would be extreamly strange to some people but when i was a kid our home got totaly infessted with these what we cal beatle bugs..or corn beatles they fly n have hard outer shell like layer.. Anyway.. We lived n the county and we had chickens outside n the pen. So my mother covered the furnature with sheets and brought a chicken in the house.. She was so sweet! But in like 2 days they were all gone and there were tones of these bugs. So anyway it sounds like u live n the city.. U could go buy a chicken full grown..bout 10 bucks or less or buy a chick for bout $2 and they make washable diapers for chickens now days. Chickens make great pets. Seriously they do.. If u not really into the pet thing u could jus borrow a chicken or when its done eatin every bug n ur place u can jus give it away. Like i said some ppl would find this idea crazy but it does work. My other idea would be to go to a pet store and get some powder fle n tick killer for carpir and u jus leave it there for a while then vac it up... I kno u said its not feas but it would probably kill whatever they r anyway...